i'm brie. the most people i have licked in one day is thirty.
me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
so beautiful!!!
This face. Ugh!
Diana Monteiro
Excuse me but you shouldn’t tell people how they’re losing weight wrong when you don’t know about their body p.s. I talk about it frequently
Star Trek Into Darkness Los Angeles premiere, May 14th, 2013
mad men: because it’s my job…
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
He forgot the forty two cents though
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
(via chunkycatbarf)
In all seriousness if Yahoo’s acquisition of Tumblr actually brings in a huge of flood of new users what will actually happen is that the ratio of people who wordlessly reblog cool photos to people who slap stupid gifs of Jared Padalecki being a bad actor on every single damn thing will tip back in a favourable direction and that’s why I’m welcoming Yahoo’s acquisition of Tumblr with open arms like an unholy swarm of ravenous locusts systematically stripping the meat from my bones
I made a post pretending to be new around here but you just can’t pull the wool over some people’s eyes. I learned this the hard way today
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